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The Jungle Gym

Oh dear I must apologize for my long absence, many many important things came up *cough* Sims 3 was released *cough*

So I spied this interesting contraption at Target yesterday.



I expect all things to be destroyed by Gomez within a week, so at $25 I could live with the eventual destruction

It takes awhile to put together, but it's not complicated.
Gomez was a bit anxious and had some issues with waiting till I was finished.




And TADA the finished product





Now it's a given Gomez would love this, but much to my surprise Sidney took quite a shine to it.



Testing out that weight limit



Long gone is his girlish figure



HEY GET OFF MY CONDO



Gomez awakens the demon



The vamp teeth come out



VAMPIRE ENHANCE !!